Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.
why am i laughing
yoohoo big summer blow out
heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
I know a lot of better writers will do a way better job at this than me, but, hey, I tried anyway!
Summary : Darren has it really, really bad for his new co-worker, Chris. So bad, that he asks him out on a date the first day they meet.
Darren looked back at Chris one last time, smiling at him, before heading for the rest room. This boy, no, this man, was not only one of the most beautiful people Darren had ever seen, he was also an amazing person. So nice and caring, even if it was the first time they had met. And he even told him he had seen all his musicals and loved them. He didn’t really believe him, but just the fact that he had spent some time looking him up on the internet was already very sweet of him.
There was also a feeling, tugging in Darren’s chest that was probably trying to tell him something. And if Darren wasn’t misinterpreting it all, what it was saying was that he had to make a move on this guy, since he was apparently single.
I don’t remember this Hannah Montana/Suite Life cross over :\
*is pathetic and sensitive but also a giant asshole*
the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood
oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion
6:00 am isn’t a place at all
thats because it is an emotion