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  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 


itsajensenthing:

Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop

and then randomly pause it

and next you know you’re on tumblr

and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode


sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]


themuffinmanlivesondrurylane:

Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.

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razzleberrie:

raise ur hand if you hold yourself to really unrealistically high standards and then beat yourself up when you fall short of perfection


yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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superiorescalator:

please watch this vine


  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

homolesbians:

Just married!
This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve had a good time”.

homolesbians:

Just married!

This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve had a good time”.


Track Title: Centuries

Artist: Fall Out Boy

barakid:

HAVE A 3D VERSION OF CENTURIES EVERYONE YOU’RE WELCOME

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND TO LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES

ORIGINAL SOURCE


  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen

I think I did this before but who cares new day new me

Tagged by andermelon uwu

Name: Robert

Nickname: too many (rabbit, robo, rob, bobert, etc., etc. the perils of a common name)

Birthday: February 3

Gender: male

Sexuality: asexual

Height: 6’2”

Time zone: eastern

What time and date is it there: 1:26 am on September 20, 2014

Average hours of sleep I get each night: 3-6 hours

OTPs: crisscolfer and klaine that’s safe right

The last thing I Googled was: smash bros 3ds jigglypuff. i have a problem

My most used phrase(s): NO, *insert really bad pun here*, and a bunch of acronyms like idek. idek and idk especially. i know nothing

First word that comes to mind:  no

What I last said to a family member: ”goodnight”

One place that makes me happy and why: my bed cause sleep  - keeping lena’s 

How I sleep: on my side and curled up usually

How many blankets I sleep under: two thin ones 

Favourite beverage: PUMPKIN SPICE FRAPPUCCINOS 

The last movie I watched in the cinema was: The Lego Movie

Three things I can’t live without: my laptop, phone, laptop charger

Something I plan on learning: competitive smash, traditional drawing! ;u;

A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t touch Glee spoilers with a ten foot pole (also if you haven’t watched glee, try not to until after it ends it’ll keep you more sane).

You have to listen to this song: Title by Meghan Trainor  

My blog(s): i have crisscolfervevo and that’s the only one of my saved urls being used

I tag: minus-u minus-u minus-u with a bonus minus-u


gentlemanbones:

these almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

these almond cookies are very aggressive.