/care

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*


definegirlfriends:

[listens to music] hey that was a fic title


kayla requested: amelia, abigail + uncle waldo.


honeybee-babydoll:

Shilla Bakery in Annandale, Va. Thank you Suji for introducing us to this place! Its Korean Dessert Heaven.


tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*


sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW


  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

If the signs were mythological creatures:
  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter

When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

safeguards:

image


comparingmeerkats:

when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in 

image


thepaladog:

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

posted 1 day ago via laondyne · originally thepaladog
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oddoutput:

this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D

hallelujah

posted 1 day ago via a-mirror · originally oddoutput
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frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you


kevytlevi:

i thought my anime phase was over but then it hit back twice as bad as before

posted 1 day ago via turtletommo · originally pirachu
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kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart